Your Instagram? Borrowed land.
Your TikTok? Could vanish tomorrow. It happened once already this year…
I know a copywriter who lost 20k followers overnight.
I know a business coach who got locked out of Meta and watched her entire audience disappear 👋
This isn’t fear-mongering. This is fact.
You don’t own your social platforms. But you do own your website. And if your website isn’t doing a fcking thing to help your business grow, then you’re in the right place.
Get Me Found: 90 Day SEO Sprint.
My 90-day sprint is the done-for-you SEO strategy designed for unapologetically ambitious women who want more from their website.
So, if you are done with an invisible website and are ready to show the fck up. If you want people typing in to Google what you do, and landing on your website. If right now you’re not getting steady traffic, (if any). If you’re not ranking for anything worth ranking for,
👉 And you do not want to do it yourself.
👉 You do not want to learn SEO.
👉 You just want someone to do the fcking work, and do it right,
I gotchu ✌️
In Get Me Found, for 90 days, I am your SEO content partner. Not a copywriter for hire. Not a strategist on the sidelines. I’m in it with you. And when we’re done, your website will finally work as hard as you do.
Here’s what’s included:
- A full-fat 5,000 word keyword research plan, tailored to your offers, your niche, and what your people are actually Googling
- A fully worked up, 50 blog title content plan you can keep using long after the sprint ends
- 20 blog posts written for you, based on SEO data and buyer intent (not vibes)
- 3 months of hands-on support in Telegram
Price: £625 X 3 months – £1875 total
Isn’t it time you got found?
Simply click the order now button – (it will take you to my online store payment page).
What happens over the next 90 days?
Let me break it down.
Month 1
I’ll send over my get to know you questionnaire, then we’ll have an in-depth chat, before I hit the ground running with keyword research that doesn’t just scratch the surface.
I’ll identify real content gaps, real search terms, and create your custom 50-blog title content plan built around how your audience actually searches.
Month 2
You start receiving weekly batches of blog posts, written for humans and optimised for search. This is the content that shows up when someone Googles what you sell.
You approve, tweak if needed, and start publishing.
Month 3
More blogs. More traffic potential.
By the end of the sprint, your website’s stacked with 20 high-intent, data-backed, ready-to-rank blog posts that position you as the go-to in your niche, and actually bring in traffic.
At the end of 90 days, you walk away with:
- Leads that come to you, without you lifting a finger
- A 20 blog post content bank that works harder than your Instagram
- A 30 SEO optimised blog title content engine you can rinse and repeat
- Search traffic that doesn’t disappear in 24 hours
Simply click the order now button – (it will take you to my online store payment page).
Get Me Found works because it’s not a half-arsed visibility hack.
SEO isn’t complicated. But it does require strategy, consistency, and actual fcking volume.
What do most people do?
They write a blog post once every 6 weeks (if that), guess at the keywords, throw it on their site, and then wonder why it’s not bringing in traffic.
BUT you get found by putting search-led, intentional, strategic content on your site, consistently and at scale.
That’s why we’re front-loading your content creation.
We’re not faffing around with one post a month for a year.
We’re doing 20 blogs in 60 days. Because when Google sees a flood of high-quality, relevant content go live? It starts taking your site seriously. Fast.
- This works because it’s not a drip. It’s a fcking downpour.
- This works because it’s not vibes-based content. It’s data-led, search-optimised, audience-matched content.
- This works because I’ve done it before. For clients you’ve heard of. For clients you haven’t.
Simply click the order now button – (it will take you to my online store payment page).
What happens when you say yes?
First, I get to know your business like it’s my own.
We’ll have a strategy session where I ask the right questions about what you sell, who it’s for, what you want to be found for, and what’s just not working right now.
You don’t need to prep or present. I want to hear you talk. I want to know what you’re sick of seeing. What’s working. What’s falling flat. Where the known gaps are.
Then, I go away and build your SEO game plan.
- A custom, data-led keyword strategy.
- A mapped-out 50 title blog content plan based on what your people are actually searching for. Not what you think they want, what they’re literally typing into Google right now.
After that? I start writing.
In months two & three, you’ll get your blog posts in weekly batches, written for your audience, optimised for search, delivered on time, and ready to go.
And yes, you’ll have the chance to review everything. You can give feedback. Ask questions. Push back (nicely). But mostly? You get to breathe. Because SEO is not on your plate anymore.
By the end of 90 days, you’ll have a website stacked with content that actually pulls traffic, and a strategy you can keep building on for months (or years) to come.
This is me, becoming your SEO content partner for 90 days.
Still got that little voice in your head? Let’s shut her up.
“£1875 for a few blog posts? That’s a lot.”
It’s really fcking not.
Here’s what you’re getting in this 90 Day Sprint:
🤓 3 months of strategy, support, and hands-on involvement – value £1,200+
This includes:
✅ 1:1 strategy call
✅ Monthly check-ins
✅ Unlimited Telegram support during my working hours
✅ Real-time feedback and reviews
✅ Edits and optimisation advice
I’m not handing you off to a VA. I’m in it with you. This is partnership, not pass-the-parcel.
🔍 Keyword research — value £250
Not guesswork. Not “I think this’ll work.”
5,000 real keywords based on search data, content gaps, and buyer intent.
🗂️ SEO content plan — value £350
50 fully mapped blog titles with primary keywords, search intent, and angles your audience actually wants to read, and Google wants to rank.
✍️ 20 SEO blog posts — value £4,000–£6,000
An agency would charge you £200–£300 per post for SEO content this good.
No strategy. No context. Just words. You’d spend double for half the results.
Total value: £5,800+
BUT you’re paying: £1,875.
This is the Beta price. First time I’ve offered this. First three people only.
You will never see this price again.
And if you’re still umming and ahhing?
Just remember: doing nothing is still a choice. So is bringing someone in-house to do it. But you’re looking at £2k–£4k/month, minimum. And you’ll still need to train them.
And the minute the right person finds you because of something I wrote? It starts paying for itself.
“Can’t I just get AI to write my blog posts?”
Sure. And you’ll sound like everyone else. The difference here is strategy.
These aren’t random posts. These are 50 intentional, search-driven articles written around your niche, your customer, your offers.
AI doesn’t know how to position your business. I do.
“Can’t I just do it myself?”
Of course you can. But you haven’t.
If you were going to do it, you would’ve done it already.
But you haven’t, not because you’re lazy. But because you’re running a business. You’ve got enough on your plate without having to become a keyword strategist and blog writer too.
Let that be the reason you finally outsource it properly. And that’s okay. That’s why I’m here.
“What if it doesn’t work?”
Then you’ve got 20 blog posts you can keep publishing, repurposing, and building on. And 30 more outlines to write and keep trying with.
I’m being flippant.
This does work. BUT it isn’t a magic button. It’s a traffic engine that has worked for 200+ businesses.
I’ve used this exact method with FMCG brands, coaches, ecom founders, service providers, and global businesses.
It worked when SEO was boring. It works now, in the era of AI, TikTok, and shifting algorithms.
Because people still search. And when they do, you want to show the fck up.
“What if I wait and check in later in the year?”
You can. But SEO is compounding. Meaning, the sooner you start, the sooner the results start stacking.
Waiting another six months won’t make this cheaper. It’ll just mean six more months of relying on Reels to make a sale.
And as I’ve said lots, this is the BETA round.
This price will not exist again.
You’re getting founder-level access, founder-level input, and founder-level pricing.
The next time this sprint opens? It’ll cost more. And I’ll be booked.
Now, because I’m all about balance… who is this NOT for?
Don’t buy this if…
❌ You want quick wins with zero input. This isn’t fire-and-forget. I’m not a vending machine. I need some of your brain up front: your offers, your customers, your goals, so I can make the strategy actually work.
❌ You’re addicted to the dopamine hit of social. If you’re expecting your blog to go viral in 24 hours like a trending Reel, this isn’t for you. This is SEO. It compounds. It builds. It sticks. If that kind of slow-burn power makes you twitchy? Move on.
❌ You want to micromanage the process. If you’re going to send me Google Docs back with 93 comments because you don’t like the word “however,” or you object to a sexy Oxford comma, please save us both the pain. I’m not here to be nitpicked. I’m here to get you found.
❌ If you’re not open to being challenged, or hearing that your About page isn’t doing what you think it is, you’re not going to like working with me.
❌ You aren’t sure what you want from your website. Said with love, this is for women who know what results they want/need to get. I’m not doing a hard sell here. If you need convincing, that’s not what this is.
3 spots. 90 days. Zero fcking around.
You bring the business. I’ll bring the strategy, the keywords, the content, and the SEO that gets you found by people already searching for what you sell.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: this first round is a beta round, which means:
✔ You get founder-level access
✔ You help shape the offer
✔ You’ll never see this price again
You get my brain, my hands, and my strategy for a fraction of what this will cost in future.
But I’m only opening 3 spots. Because this isn’t scalable. It’s personal.
And I’m going all in with every single client.
So are you ready to stop sitting on a website that does nothing… And start driving traffic, leads, and sales from content that actually gets found…
Hit the button.
Simply click the order now button – (it will take you to my online store payment page).
FAQs (aka: more sh!t you might still be wondering)
Why do we need to sprint? I thought SEO was a marathon?
It is, but this sprint gets you out of the starting blocks fast.
We’re front-loading content because Google rewards relevance and volume. And showing up consistently right now is way more powerful than drip-feeding one blog every 6 weeks and hoping for the best.
This isn’t a shortcut. It’s a head start. Think of it as doing six months’ worth of work in three.
What information do you need from me to get started?
Not much, just a solid strategy call and a short intake form.
I’ll ask about your offers, your audience, what’s worked (and what hasn’t), and what you actually want to be found for.
After that, you get to step back. I’ll take care of the thinking, planning, writing, and optimising.
You’ll have access to me in Telegram during the sprint if anything crops up, but you’re not expected to babysit the process.
This is me taking SEO off your plate, not putting more on it. 😘
I don’t know how to upload content. Can you do it for me?
Yes, if you want it off your plate entirely, I’ve got you.
I can format and upload the posts straight into your website, sort the metadata, embed the internal links, the works.
Or, if you’d rather handle it in-house, I’ll deliver everything in Google Docs ready for your VA to copy-paste.
Totally up to you.
In the era of AI search and AIOs… is this even still relevant?
FCK YES! More than ever.
AI needs somewhere to pull its answers from.
And that “somewhere” is your content — if you’ve actually got content worth pulling from.
Content with structure. Content with strategy. Content that answers the fcking question. Content that makes it easy for people (and machines) to know what you do, who you help, and why you’re the one.
That’s what I’m writing for you.
If you want to build a website that still shows up no matter how search evolves?
Then this is how you do it.
